Oh, what a beautiful world. I’m not sure my day could get much worse. It’s been silent on the cranium front all day. Well, all day until a few moments ago when I had what sounded like a 5 car pile up happen behind my left eye socket. I was so shocked, I yelped out a “Motherfucker!” at hockey volume. Not only did the call center go deathly silent, but the cantankerous biddy I was talking to thought I meant that for her and immediately took offense. Now she’s on the line with my manager and I just *know* nothing good will come of this. I mean, Exploding Head Syndrome made me do it? Come on. Even *I* think that sounds like the twinkie defense.
This can’t be good for my blood pressure.
*Disclaimer - This post is part of a series. It is meant to build up to my party for my 35th birthday and is a work of fiction
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