Grrr. Forty minutes and $150 later and I’m still sitting in the waiting room. For this, I’m going to ask for the doctor to look at every single thing that I have questions about. That’s going to be everything from these repeated batman noises *bam!* *kapow!* *bang!* in my head to whether or not these new brown patches are age spots or cancer. I’m getting my damn money’s worth.
*Disclaimer - This post is part of a series. It is meant to build up to my party for my 35th birthday and is a work of fiction