I can't remember what the conversation was about at the time, but I remember the phrase that caught my attention. "Everybody seems to have a 'Porn in the Woods' story". When I asked what that meant, my friend told me that many people have tales of how they just found porn laying around when they were little. It should surprise nobody that I sure did. Though, mine was actually in the woods rather than under a sibling's mattress.
I blame my childhood friends Briana and Lisa for the fact that I grew up to be a raging pervert.
May 6, 2012
I'm going to initiate a little social experimentation today. I'm going to dress in such a way that I'm fully covered as much as the overly-saturated atmosphere will allow me to be, and head to the same grocery store I went to last night. Post Samurai of Spoken Word show, I ran to get what Thunderhead hilariously called a bag of "CockPeas" for his angry quadra-scrotum.
May 3, 2012
Sorry cinefiles, I'm not talking about the shark movie. In honor of the fact that it's "snip day" for Thunderhead, I thought it would be a good time to tell another tooth misery story. Earlier this year, I told you about my battle with orthodontia. In there, I mentioned that one of the lines I was fed was that if I had my wisdom teeth out, my headaches would go away. Fast forward a couple decades, and we see how well that worked out. Well, this is the story of the week or so in the summer of 1995 after I had them removed.