May 21, 2012

The Old Toolbox In The Woods

 I can't remember what the conversation was about at the time, but I remember the phrase that caught my attention.  "Everybody seems to have a 'Porn in the Woods' story".  When I asked what that meant, my friend told me that many people have tales of how they just found porn laying around when they were little.  It should surprise nobody that I sure did.  Though, mine was actually in the woods rather than under a sibling's mattress.

I blame my childhood friends Briana and Lisa for the fact that I grew up to be a raging pervert.

May 6, 2012

Short Skirts, Cock Peas, & the Midtown Grocery

I'm going to initiate a little social experimentation today.  I'm going to dress in such a way that I'm fully covered as much as the overly-saturated atmosphere will allow me to be, and head to the same grocery store I went to last night.  Post Samurai of Spoken Word show, I ran to get what Thunderhead hilariously called a bag of "CockPeas" for his angry quadra-scrotum.

May 3, 2012

Jaws Vs Burger King

Sorry cinefiles, I'm not talking about the shark movie.  In honor of the fact that it's "snip day" for Thunderhead, I thought it would be a good time to tell another tooth misery story.  Earlier this year, I told you about my battle with orthodontia.  In there, I mentioned that one of the lines I was fed was that if I had my wisdom teeth out, my headaches would go away.  Fast forward a couple decades, and we see how well that worked out. Well, this is the story of the week or so in the summer of 1995 after I had them removed.