Woke up around 4:00 AM to the sound of an animal puking. Kicked the dog off the bed before she got all of her mess on the covers. That's when I found the cold pee spot with my foot.
Stripped the bed,
set up the washer, and found another cold pee spot in the living room.
Threw some water and a towel on that, started the wash, and went back to
bed. 20 minutes later, I heard the sound of the sink running over.
Got that cleaned up and went back to bed. 8:30, I was up, steam
cleaning the carpet when I discover the cat has poop stuck on her tail.
Chased the cat around with scissors and the furminator and successfully
de-crapped a cat.
At 10:30, the laundry was done enough to put
the bed back together. (Minus the comforter hanging to dry over the
shower curtain rod.) That's when I found a hole in my set of new
Ok Universe. I see you've put alot of thought into this.
You may have precisely one Fuck of mine today. Just don't ruin your