I said I wasn't going to do this anymore. I am a filthy liar. It wasn't the overtures so much. "U horny" hardly offends me. If anything, it pales in comparison to some of the more colorful compliments I've been paid; better blowjobs than gay men, a machine, and provider of the most in-person orgasms in a 6 hour period. To these, I say "Damn straight". What got me involved at all was boredom, and claws that hadn't been filed in a while. A lack of chocolate to pacify the raging red dot in my pants might also have played a bit part.
Without further ado, I give you the latest product of the American educational system trying to get laid.