You wanna talk preserving the meaning of marriage and denying two people who love each other the right to commit to each other legally and publicly, I would like you to consider the following:
- Kim Kardashian was married for 72 days.
- Britney Spears was married for 55 hours
- Larry King has been married 8 times.
- Newt Gingrich has been married three times and participated in extra marital sex with several mistresses.
- Rush Limbaugh got into a bit of a jam when he was detained after having an unmarked bottle of Viagra (for which he did not have a prescription) after returning home from known sex tourism hot spot, the Dominican Republic in 2006.
I'll see your DOMA and raise you a Cougar in Training.