Meditations on the Goddess of
Doughnut
-or-
What passes through the novice
worshiper’s consciousness during prayer
<chanted>
doughnut…
doughnut…
oh goddess of doughnut…
<Said impatiently>
for goddess sake
send me a divine revelation
and tell me your name
i’ve been sitting behind this
dunkin’ doughnuts for three days now
and people are starting to stare
and I need a shower and
I drank all my coffee
and I…
*doh!*
gotta sound devout
gotta sound devout
um…
<chanted>
doughnut…
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