I can stop holding my breath now. It's actually done. The buyer closed on the sale of my house this morning. My hands are washed. The 8 years of marriage that house symbolized is entirely behind me now. If you need a visual for what my mood is like, here you go.
I have never been happier to be among the ranks of America's renters than I am right now. Aaaaaaaah.
Now, on to the next item on the agenda. Buying the car! (That's NEXT Friday.) After that, margaritas with Jenny, my real estate lady!