November 13, 2010
Rough sex, and a turn of phrase
Sometimes words just seem to fall together in ways that inspire laughter. Hyperbole helps, as does personification of inanimate objects. That said, I recently had a conversation about the difference between enthusiastic sex and what's too rough. I said, pain isn't the problem. Sometimes you need the pain to make the pleasure sweeter. However, when my cervix tenders its resignation citing a hostile work environment and seeks workman's comp, then it's too rough. Between blindsided giggles, my conversation partner exclaimed that those sorts of off the cuff observations and outbursts are exactly the reason I should be doing this. So, thus begins my biography of sorts - with sex and violence. Natch.